one day i will be old as balls and someone will ask me what’s the one thing i remember about 2014. and i will stare at him with a look of horror and whisper: “sebastian stan”
At least I can proudly admit that I never masturbated at school.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.
Anonymous asked: When are you going to post a picture of your butt? Im sure your followers would love that?
I don’t I took one yesterday, I’ll post butt/tit pics when I please.